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We usually wait until the New Year for predictions. But according to the Tiger calendar, this one will arrive Friday at 2:33 a.m. when the ball drops at Isleworth.
It will be out with the old year featuring zero wins, one divorce, two porn flicks, three weeks in sexual rehab, nine threatened paternity suits from Devon James, 16 say-nothing interviews, an undisclosed number of visits from a Canadian witch doctor, $22 million in lost endorsements and at least four suicides by Nike executives.
It will be in with the new, which will feature four or five wins on the PGA Tour and one major championship.
The Year of the Dog will be over. Speaking for all of humanity let me say it didn't end one mistress too soon.
It's not that we didn't enjoy the greatest sports scandal since Pat Nixon caught Dick texting G. Gordon Liddy at the Watergate. But about the 67th Gloria Allred press conference, Tiger Fatigue set in.
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Source: http://golf.fanhouse.com/2010/11/23/tigers-rebound-will-be-sterling/
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